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now in the morning i sleep alone
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8:58 PM
The Idiot-Proof Guide to Borrowing Money from Strangers
- Dress like a good little boy, not a mat/beng
- This means: no studs, blond/other facinating colours, nor mat-fashion clothes
- Tell a long draggy story on how you're parentless and the world hates you
- Pretend your target is a real saint, who does not swear. Hence, do not include interesting adjectives to your story.
- When your target is evidently bored, call him 'brotha' and pop the question
- Ask, 'I told you my story, you're not gunna help me?'
- Scream and shout 'Nabeh, fuck, other adjectives' if he declines, rudely or politely
- Do your trademark juvenile delinquent style, 'You not happy issit?!'
For future references, a mat shouldn't ask me for money, nor attempt to rob me. I'm not freaking educated in decent schools, martial arts-trained, train 6 days a week of running, to get robbed of 7 bucks by you.
Oh yes. If your story was true, I'm sorry but this is Singapore; You DIE if you've neither brains nor money.
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