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now in the morning i sleep alone
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2:12 PM
Came across this just now, found it rather cool :D
You might do wushu if...
* You have posterior and anterior shinsplints.
* Your hamstrings are pulled, all the time.
* The only person to cause you serious injury with a traditional chinese weapon is -- you.
* You cut those plastic things off the end of your shoe laces.
* You have a gaping hole in the crotch of your pants and you don't care.
* You don't make fun of the guys in all pink silk uniforms, because you know they are crazy good.
* You don't stare at girls doing the splits anymore.
* Pick our your pants based on how high you can kick in them.
* Can't grab a basketball hoop, but you can kick it.
* You have more scuff marks on your ceiling than your floor.
* You think it is normal to touch your head to your toe -- without bending your knee.
* You can hold your arms straight out for 30 minutes, easy.
* You think all white people look the same.
* The idea of training 8 hours a day sounds like the best vacation ever.
* You find yourself casually standing in a low empty stance.
* Shutting the top cabinet door with you side rising kick.
* Choose your house based on ceiling height.
* You just busted your lip open with your shin.
* Don your clothing with kicks, thrusts, and punches.
* Test out new shoes with back sweeps and slap kicks.
* Can't walk by anybody else from your school without casually exchanging a flurry of mock strikes and kicks.
* Everyday chores turn into elaborate training drills
* You get real upset when people say "oh you mean kung fu!"
* You randomly do a hammer fist while walking on the street.
* You do poses while sitting on the toilet.
* You do a front slap kick at work.
* You're dating someone that does wushu.
* You start chanting jiayou for every competitive activity.
* Your hands hurt more than your feet from doing kicks.
Competition is in a week. Jiayou guys (:
Delayed onset muscle soreness just sucks. I wanna stretch and jump but it frigging hurts D:
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